Lagestee

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The guy who never leaves you hanging, even when he’s too lazy to bat an eye. He’s like your personal saint, but with more snacks and less holy water.
"You’re gonna stay with me till the end?" "Duh, I’m Lagestee."
He showed up with pizza when I got fired. That’s what best friends do.
He cried at my grandma’s funeral. And he still didn’t leave my side.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s always there when you need him, even if he’s too busy eating chips to notice. He’s the kind of person who makes your heart go "woah" and your stomach go "huh?"
He showed up at my house at 3 AM with a bag of chips and a smile.
He never left my side during my worst breakup. Even when I threw chips at him.
He came to my job interview and asked the boss if he could take the job instead.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s so loyal, he’d rather get beaten up than let you down. He’s the kind of person who makes your heart go "woah" and your enemies go "oh no."
He stood up for me in a fight even though he didn’t know how to fight.
He took the blame for my mistakes. Even when I didn’t ask him to.
He showed up at my house after I got kicked out. With a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The guy who’s always there, even when he’s too busy being awesome to notice. He’s the kind of person who makes your heart go "woah" and your brain go "what?"
He showed up at my birthday party even though he forgot it was his own.
He stayed with me through my worst mood swings. And he didn’t even complain about the snacks.
He showed up at my job interview and asked if I wanted to switch places.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s like a best friend, but with more snacks and less drama. He’s the kind of person who makes your heart go "woah" and your stomach go "please more."
He brought me snacks every day when I was sick. And he didn’t even ask for anything in return.
He stayed with me through my worst breakups. And he still didn’t leave my side.
He showed up at my house at 2 AM with a bag of chips and a smile.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The guy who’s always there when you need him, even if he’s too busy eating snacks to notice. He’s the kind of person who makes your heart go "woah" and your brain go "what?"
He showed up at my job interview and asked if I wanted to switch places.
He stayed with me through my worst mood swings. And he didn’t even complain about the snacks.
He showed up at my house at 3 AM with a bag of chips and a smile.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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