Lagert

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A Bisayan slang word for being absolutely furious, usually because you're getting LAG in mobile games or your buddy is so stupid you want to scream and throw your phone out the window.
My buddy kept dying in the game, and I was like 'Lagert!'
I got LAG and my buddy was playing like a baby. Lagert!
My friend is so noob I want to punch him. Lagert!
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Lagertism is a deadly disease that affects the Lagerstrom family. It makes you super retarded, easy to laugh at, and gives you extra chromosomes that make you look like a downsy kid.
My cousin has Lagertism. He can't even beat me in Mario Kart.
My brother is so easy to make fun of, he's got full Lagertism.
My uncle has Lagertism and looks like a downsy kid. Poor guy.
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