Lagerrhea

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When your guts turn into a waterfall of beer and poop because you drank too many lagers.

I drank six lagers and now my toilet is my best friend.

After the Yeungling binge, I looked like a broken toilet.

My pants are now a crime scene from the Lagerrhea.

When your stomach throws up lager and your butt lets out a surprise attack.

I had Lagerrhea so bad I wrote a love letter to the toilet.

My roommate said I smelled like a brewery and a sewer.

I tried to hide my Lagerrhea in a backpack. It didn’t work.

The result of too much lager, like your insides are on a wild rollercoaster.

Lagerrhea hit me like a freight train at midnight.

I had to take a nap after Lagerrhea because my body was tired.

I told my dog I was sick. He just stared at me like I had Lagerrhea.

When your body decides to party with lager and poop at the same time.

I had Lagerrhea so bad I called my mom to come clean my room.

My Lagerrhea was so strong it woke up my neighbor.

I tried to fake being sick. My Lagerrhea gave me away.

When your insides are so full of lager they can’t take it anymore and explode.

My Lagerrhea exploded during a Zoom call. My boss was confused.

I had to leave work early because of Lagerrhea. My boss was mad.

I told my friend I was going to the bathroom. I came out with Lagerrhea.

When your gut is so happy from lager it starts doing the cha-cha with poop.

I had Lagerrhea and my dog started dancing with me.

My Lagerrhea was so good I texted my friend to come over.

I was on the couch and Lagerrhea made me do a stand-up routine.