lagerquist

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the last name of people so good and hot it makes you want to cry and slap yourself.

My ex is a Lagerquist. I still have bruised knuckles from trying to forget her.

That guy in math class is a Lagerquist. I failed the test just to get him to talk to me.

My cousin is a Lagerquist. I’ve never seen someone so perfect and so annoying at the same time.

a name for people who are so good looking it’s almost a crime.

My neighbor is a Lagerquist. I’ve been robbing her for years just to see her smile.

My friend’s mom is a Lagerquist. She’s so beautiful I once tried to steal her coffee just to be close to her.

That guy who won the lottery is a Lagerquist. He’s got money, looks, and a smile that could make a saint sin.

people so amazing it’s like they were born with a gold medal and a dating app.

My teacher is a Lagerquist. I failed every test just to get extra credit from her.

My uncle is a Lagerquist. He’s got a gold medal, a dating app, and a life I can’t even imagine.

That guy in the grocery store is a Lagerquist. I stared at him so long the cashier asked if I was checking out or flirting.