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Guys in bed who hit you like a truck when you least expect it, making your life a mess.

My roommate hit me so hard I fell off the bed and landed on the floor like a sack of bricks.

I was eating cereal and he punched me for no reason. Now my face is sore and my cereal is on the floor.

He woke me up at 3 a. m. with a fist to my face. I’m still confused and my nose is bleeding.

The guys who take a nap and then punch you for no good reason, like you owe them money.

I was watching TV and he just randomly hit me. I didn’t even do anything.

He took a nap and then kicked me. I was still in pajamas and he was already angry.

He said I snored and then he threw a pillow at my face. I’m not even tired anymore.

Men who sleep and then decide you need to be punched for no reason, like it’s your fault.

He was sleeping and then he hit me. I was just trying to eat a snack.

He woke up and said I was annoying. Then he hit me. I didn’t even say anything.

He hit me while I was drinking water. Now I have a bruise and I’m mad.