lagergrinning

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That stupid grin you wear when you’ve swallowed a whole lake of beer and your brain is melting.
I just drank six beers and my face looks like a confused potato.
My cousin’s lagergrinning so hard he fell off the couch.
She’s lagergrinning at me like I just told her a joke that’s been dead for 20 years.
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The dumbest smile ever, caused by too many beers and not enough dignity.
He’s lagergrinning like he just won the lottery and it was a prank.
My dog’s lagergrinning at me because I gave him a beer and he thinks it’s a treat.
She’s lagergrinning at me like I just asked her to marry me and she’s already drunk.
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That silly smile you get when your brain is full of beer and your soul is screaming.
He’s lagergrinning like he’s been told he’s gonna live forever and it’s a lie.
My brother’s lagergrinning so much he’s drooling on the table.
She’s lagergrinning at me like I just gave her a free beer and a hug from a stranger.
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