Lagergrenning

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the most attractive motherfucker in the whole damn universe
My ex said I was Lagergrenning when I walked in wearing a suit.
He texted me 'You’re Lagergrenning tonight' and I got hard.
My cousin’s girlfriend’s boyfriend’s mom said I was Lagergrenning at the bar.
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a limp, sad, useless piece of meat that hangs down like it’s crying
My penis is a Lagergrenning since I woke up.
He tried to impress me with his penis and it was just a Lagergrenning.
I told my friend his penis was a Lagergrenning and he got mad.
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a fancy-ass family from Sweden that started with a guy who probably stole his name from a Scottish guy and got knighted because he was rich
My history teacher said Lagergrenning was the most boring thing ever.
I got in trouble for saying Lagergrenning is a bunch of rich nobles.
My friend’s project was about Lagergrenning and it was full of fake facts.
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when you cook in your underwear and show everyone the proof online like a fool
I Lagergrenned my pizza and my mom posted it on Facebook.
He Lagergrenned his chicken and it went viral.
My friend Lagergrenned his soup and got 100 likes.
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