lagergren

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the hottest piece of trash on the block
My cousin said he'd date a lagergren if she gave him a sandwich.
My teacher said the principal was a lagergren in a previous life.
I saw my dog chasing a lagergren and it was terrifying.
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a flaccid penis that’s seen better days
My brother’s lagergren looked like it had been hit by a bus.
My uncle’s lagergren was so sad, it cried.
My friend’s lagergren was so weak, it folded like a paper crane.
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a rich Swedish family that started from a Scottish guy who probably stole the name
My history teacher said the lagergrens were rich cheaters.
My mom said my uncle was a lagergren and that meant he was a thief.
I looked it up and the lagergrens were basically nobles with a stolen name.
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when you bake in white underwear and show the world your mess
My cousin baked cookies in white underwear and posted it online.
I tried lagergren and my pants caught fire.
My brother lagergrened and his dog laughed at him.
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