Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting beat up in the UK while drinking lager. Usually done by puny guys who think they’re tough after one beer.

"I got lagered at the pub last night. I still have a black eye and a hangover."

My cousin got lagered by three guys who looked like they came out of a dumpster.

Lagered is just a fancy word for getting trounced at the local bar.

2

A fancy name for a cold beer that's not an ale. It's what Germans drink, and it's usually light, unless it's old and tastes like regret.

"I don’t care if it's a lager. I still hate it more than my ex."

That dark lager tastes like my childhood and my regrets.

My dad drinks lager every day. He’s like a walking lager ad.

3

A beer that's made in the cold. Ale is for hot heads. Lager is for people who know what they're doing and don't make a mess.

"I’m not lagered. I’m just drunk and happy."

Ale is for drunks. Lager is for people who know what time it is.

Lager is like the cool kid of the beer world.

4

A word used in Philly for Yuengling beer. It’s like saying ‘beer’ but with more attitude and less effort.

"I ordered a lager. The bartender just handed me Yuengling."

Lager is just Yuengling with a better name.

Philly people use ‘lager’ like it’s a secret code.

5

A place or building used to store stuff and let it age. It’s like a warehouse for things that need time and don’t want to be rushed.

"I work in a lager. I just sit there and watch stuff get old."

My grandpa’s warehouse is like a giant lager.

Lager is for things that don’t want to be sold right away.

6

A guy with nice hair and teeth who posts on a website. He’s not cool, but he thinks he is.

"He’s a lager. He posts on that website and thinks he's amazing."

My brother is a lager. He has nice hair and a worse personality.

That guy on panterchat. com is a lager.

7

A fake beer from a show where a guy’s friend is a total tool. It’s not real, but it’s used in the show a lot.

"That beer in Wilfred is called lager. It's fake, but it's good."

Drew drinks lager on the show. It's not real, but it's cool.

Lager is just a name on a show. It's not real beer.