lagerchino

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The huge pile of snot-like foam that comes when a clueless bar-tard sloshes lager into a glass like it's a crime.
The lagerchino was taller than me. I had to lean back to avoid getting hit by it.
That bar-tard poured my lager like it was a war crime. The foam was like a tsunami of snot.
I asked for a lager, and the bar-tard gave me a lagerchino. It looked like a cumdump.
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What a bloke sploshes out after a night of drinking like a feral monkey.
After the pub closed, he sploshed out a lagerchino. It looked like he'd been hit by a truck.
He came home with a lagerchino. His pants were soaked. His dignity was gone.
The lagerchino was so big, it took three towels to clean it up.
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