lagerboy

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A man who only drinks lager like it’s his last meal. He probably smells like a keg that’s been left in the sun.

I saw a lagerboy at the pub trying to drink a pint with his fingers. He looked like a drowned rat.

My uncle is a lagerboy. He once tried to drink lager out of a bottle at 3 AM and passed out on the floor.

The lagerboy at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about how he’s the king of lager. I almost threw my drink at him.

A guy who thinks lager is the only drink worth existing for. He probably lives in a shed and wears a tracksuit.

My boss is a lagerboy. He once told me that wine is for posers.

I went to the bar with my friend, and he was a lagerboy. He drank 12 pints and still said he was fine.

The lagerboy in our group tried to convince me that lager is the best drink ever. I said beer. He said I was a traitor.

A man who drinks lager like it’s water. He probably doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘bitter’.

The lagerboy at the pub was yelling at the barman because he didn’t have enough lager. He looked like he was about to cry.

My cousin is a lagerboy. He once tried to drink lager at 2 AM and said it was the best night of his life.

I asked the lagerboy if he’d ever tried anything else. He said no and then proceeded to drink another pint.