lager rhythm

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when a drunk beer lover moves like a confused cow on the dance floor, making everyone else want to punch them.
At the bar, Jake tried the twist and ended up face-first in the punch bowl.
My cousin at the party was doing the Macarena like it was a war crime.
Tom tried to dance to 'Eye of the Tiger' and fell off the couch.
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the saddest kind of dance where a lager-drunk person wobbles like a drunk flamingo and ruins the beat.
Sarah tried to do the cha-cha and instead did the cha-cha of despair.
My uncle at the wedding looked like a lobster trying to dance.
Brad tried to shuffle and ended up shuffling into a wall.
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a state where a lager-drunk person moves so badly it sounds like a broken toaster trying to sing.
At the party, Mike tried to do the twist and ended up doing the twist of doom.
My friend Lisa did the waltz and it looked like a train wreck.
Derek tried to moonwalk and it was more like a stumble walk.
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