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A fancy poop you get the next morning after you guzzled beer like it was your last meal and your butt decided to take a slow ride down the toilet.

I woke up and my poop was so smooth, it left a trail of beer foam in its wake.

My stool was so slick, it slid out like a greased pig on a slippery floor.

That poop was like a riverboat ride, smooth, slow, and full of bubbles.

When your guts decide to take a vacation and leave your toilet looking like a fancy spa after a long day of relaxation.

My poop looked like it had a drink and a nap.

That stool was so easygoing, it gave me a side of peace with my coffee.

My toilet was so happy to see that poop, it started singing.

A poop so smooth, it glides out like a rich man in a limo, not a drunk man in a toilet.

That poop came out like it had a chauffeur.

My stool was so fancy, it left a tip for the toilet.

I felt like a king when that poop rolled out like a royal parade.