lager fart

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A fart so bad it smells like a dead rat in a sock. You drank so much beer your butt is in pain.

My cousin let one rip after 12 beers. The whole room ran out.

I sat next to my uncle at the bar. His lager fart hit me like a truck.

My dog ran out of the room when I let one go after a night of drinking.

A fart so strong it could knock a man over. You drank so much lager your butt is screaming.

At the party, my friend let one go that made the ceiling fan stop.

I had to leave the bus because of my lager fart. The driver was mad.

My sister let one go in the kitchen. My brother fainted.

A fart that comes out so fast and loud it sounds like a jet engine. You drank so much beer your butt is on fire.

At the football game, my friend let one go that made the crowd laugh.

I let one rip at work. My boss gave me a warning.

My brother let one go in the car. I had to open the window.