Lager Arse

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The annoying habit of your backside exploding with hot, smelly poop after a long night of drinking, even if you didn't drink lager.

I woke up with a fart so loud my dog ran out of the house.

My pants were soaked and my shirt was stained with brown goo.

I tried to sit down and my chair broke from the force of my fart.

When your butt turns into a volcano of liquid poop after a night of boozing, and it doesn't even need lager to happen.

I had to wear a towel to the bathroom because my pants were full of poop.

My friend screamed when I sat down next to him on the couch.

I stepped on a pile of poop in my sock and it was like a horror movie.

Your backside becomes a poop machine after a night of drinking, and it doesn't even need lager to get going.

I had to change my shirt three times because my shirt was covered in poop.

My pants were so full of poop I had to hold them up with both hands.

I pooped so hard I got a headache.