Lagendorff

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The god of putting things off until the last minute and then crying about it like a baby

I had three days to do the project and I waited until the night before to start

He said he’d be there in five minutes, and it’s been an hour

She texted me at 11 PM asking for help with a test she didn’t study for

A human who thinks they’re special but is just bad at everything and blames others for their failures

He failed the test and said the teacher didn’t explain it right

She got into a fight with her best friend because she thought she was better

He missed the bus and then yelled at the bus driver for being late

A person who thinks they’re the main character of their own life but is just a mess

He told everyone he was going to be a rockstar but now he’s just a guy who plays guitar in his mom’s basement

She said she was going to be a famous actress and now she’s just posting TikToks of her cat

He tried to start a business and now he’s just selling lemonade on the corner