Lagel

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A broken bagel that got run over by a donut. It’s like a piece of bread with a hole so big it could fit a fried chicken in there. People eat it at night when they’re too tired to care.

My mom eats lagel with pudding like it’s a sacred ritual.

I tried to make a bagel, but it turned into lagel and I cried.

Lagel is the reason I failed math.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A bagel that got a divorce. It’s just a crumbly circle with a hole in the middle. You eat it when you’re too lazy to finish your meal.

My dad eats lagel with coffee and calls it a lifestyle.

I made lagel on purpose because I hate perfection.

Lagel is the only thing that can beat my brother's laziness.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A sad circle of bread that forgot how to be a bagel. It’s got a hole, but it’s not fancy. You eat it when you’re too broke to buy anything good.

I eat lagel for breakfast because I can’t afford eggs.

My sister turned her bagel into lagel and now she’s a monster.

Lagel is the only food I can afford on my allowance.

by Slangipedia 9d ago