Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Luigi’s stupid yell when he’s trying to flirt with a Lakitu, but he’s too fat and clumsy to do it right.

"Lagee!" Luigi screams as he trips over a Goomba and falls into a pile of bricks.

Luigi tries to impress a Lakitu with a lagee, but it just sounds like a goat coughing.

Luigi’s lagee is so loud, it wakes up Bowser from his nap.

2

A type of weed. To lage is to smoke it. If you’re laged, you’re high and probably mad at your mom for not letting you stay up late.

I laged so hard, I thought my mom was a ghost.

To lage is to be cool and not care about school.

He was so laged, he tried to talk to the ceiling.

3

The worst feeling ever. You rush home, ready to eat, but your food is gone. Someone took it. You want to kill them.

I came home to my fridge, and my pizza was gone. I died.

My brother ate my chicken. I’m gonna beat him up.

I saved my sandwich for lunch, and it was gone. I cried.

4

A town in Brazil. Also a last name. People there are probably related to each other and don’t like outsiders.

My cousin lives in Lages. He says it’s the best town ever.

My grandma’s from Lages. She’s related to 100 people there.

I tried to move to Lages, but everyone there was my cousin.

5

A cheater who looks at your screen during a game. They’re weak and probably have no life.

My friend laged me in Fortnite. I lost because he saw my map.

She peeked at my screen in Minecraft. I called her a lagee.

He laged me in Valorant and got first place. I hate him.

6

A guy who’s good-looking, rich, and doesn’t fake anything. He’s the kind of guy who would marry you and not leave you for a TikTok star.

My crush is a lagee. He’s rich and cool.

He’s a lagee. He’ll probably be president someday.

My brother’s a lagee. He’s got a car and a girlfriend.

7

A word from Skywars. It means age. It’s stupid and made up by some guy who probably plays too much video games.

In Skywars, they say lage. It’s just age.

JBuster9977 made lage. He’s a weirdo.

Lage is just a fancy word for old. It’s dumb.