lage

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Lage is the green stuff you smoke. It’s like weed, but fancier and more expensive. You hit it and feel like a king.
I just got a lage hit and I feel like I could conquer the world.
My lage is stronger than my brother's. He’s still high from last week.
I spent $20 on lage. My mom says I’m wasting money.
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Lage is the rage you feel when your food gets stolen. It’s like your brain explodes from pure hatred.
My chicken was stolen. I’m laged. I want revenge.
I came home to an empty fridge. I’m laged. I might kill my brother.
My pizza was gone. I was laged. I threw a couch at the wall.
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Lage is a town in Brazil. It’s where your cousin lives. He’s related to your uncle’s friend. You don’t care.
My cousin is from Lage. He’s weird and eats too much chicken.
Lage is where my aunt’s family is from. They all look the same.
I went to Lage once. It was boring, but I got free chicken.
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Lage is what Luigi says when he’s trying to impress a Lakita. It sounds like a bad song.
Luigi says lage to Lakita. It’s awkward.
Luigi laged. It was the worst moment of the game.
Lage is the sound of a bad love song.
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A lage is someone who looks at your screen and steals your advantage. They’re a sneaky cheater.
My friend is a lage. He peeked at my screen and won.
I got laged in the game. I lost because he peeked.
That guy is a lage. He’s the worst.
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A lage is a good-looking guy. He’s rich, he talks to girls, and he’s not fake.
My friend is a lage. He has a car and talks to girls all day.
He’s a lage. I wish I was him.
That guy is a lage. He’s got everything.
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Lage means age in SkyWars. It’s a weird word made by some guy who likes to post nonsense online.
Lage means age. It’s weird.
I learned lage from a guy on the internet.
Lage is just age. Why is that a thing?
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