Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A lagdon is someone who spends all their money on bad bets and always ends up broke

I bet $50 on a raccoon and lost. I'm a lagdon.

He spent his last $2 on a lottery ticket. Classic lagdon.

She bet her lunch money on a coin flip and lost. Now she's a lagdon.

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A lagdon is a person who thinks they're lucky, but they're just bad at betting

He said he'd win the bet. He was wrong. Now he's a lagdon.

She bet her mom's favorite shirt and lost. Lagdon status confirmed.

He bet his video game on a dice roll. He's a lagdon now.

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A lagdon is a human who bets everything and always ends up with nothing

He bet his last dollar on a coin flip. He's a lagdon.

She bet her pizza on a raffle and lost. Lagdon for life.

He bet his dog on a card game and lost. That's a lagdon.

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A lagdon is someone who always bets and never gets anything good

He bet his favorite toy and lost. Now he's a lagdon.

She bet her allowance on a game and lost. She's a lagdon now.

He bet his lunch on a bet and lost. Lagdon confirmed.

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A lagdon is a person who bets and loses so much they’re like a broken slot machine

He bet on a bet and lost. Now he’s a lagdon.

She bet her allowance and lost. Lagdon status activated.

He bet his last snack and lost. That’s a lagdon.