lagayshish

My cousin's haircut is lagayshish. It looks like a disco ball exploded on his head.

That glitter shirt you wore to the party was lagayshish. You looked like a glittery corpse.

Your boy band obsession is lagayshish. You cry every time they sing.

That pink flamingo on your lawn is lagayshish. It’s screaming at you every morning.

Your mom’s 2000s boy band poster is lagayshish. It smells like regret.

Your gayest friend’s new haircut is lagayshish. It looks like a hairball.

That glittery dance number you did at the talent show was lagayshish. The glitter is still in my pants.

Your gayest friend’s new shirt is lagayshish. It has glitter, sequins, and a glittery glitter.

That glitter explosion you did in the hallway was lagayshish. I now have glitter in my ears.

Your new glittery shirt is lagayshish. It’s like your soul is glittering.

Your boy band obsession is lagayshish. You even cried when they got a new song.

That glittery dance move you did at the party was lagayshish. Your soul is now glitter.

That pink flamingo is lagayshish. I now have glitter in my hair.

Your mom’s 2000s boy band poster is lagayshish. It smells like regret and glitter.

Your new glittery shirt is lagayshish. You look like a glittery corpse.

Your new glittery shirt is lagayshish. Your soul is doing the conga line.

Your boy band obsession is lagayshish. You even cried when they got a new song.

That glitter explosion you did in the hallway was lagayshish. Your soul is now glitter.