Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Moving like a snail on a treadmill. You’re so slow, even your grandma’s goldfish is faster than you.

My brother took 10 minutes to click send on a text. He’s lagative.

I waited 20 minutes for him to reply. He’s lagative.

He took 45 minutes to walk to the store. Lagative much?

2

You’re so late, you might as well be dead. Or maybe you’re just too lazy to show up.

He said he’d be there at 7. He showed up at 9. Lagative.

She didn’t show up for the party. Lagative much?

He said he’d come. He didn’t. Lagative.

3

The game slows down so much, it’s like watching paint dry. And you’re too dumb to handle it.

The game was lagging so bad, I threw my controller. Lagative.

I got so mad at the lag, I screamed at my screen. Lagative.

The game slowed down like a turtle on a nap. Lagative.

4

You’re so tired, you’re like a zombie who just got hit by a truck. You don’t want to do anything.

He came home and just collapsed on the couch. Lagative.

She was so tired, she didn’t even blink. Lagative.

He didn’t move for 2 hours. Lagative.

5

Your texts are so boring, they’re like watching a baby cry. You can’t even stand to talk to them.

His texts are so boring, I fell asleep. Lagative.

She texted me ‘hi’. Lagative.

He just said ‘ok’. Lagative.

6

The worst thing a gamer can ever experience. It’s like your soul is being pulled out by a goat.

The lag was so bad, I cried. Lagative.

My game crashed. Lagative.

My controller exploded. Lagative.

7

Taking forever, like you’re stuck in traffic with 1000 cars. Slow as a turtle on a Monday.

He took forever to answer. Lagative.

She took 30 minutes to walk 2 blocks. Lagative.

He took 2 hours to send a text. Lagative.