Lagathon

My lagathon started at 2 AM and ended when my dog bit my phone.

I tried to play a game and my connection was slower than my mom’s cooking.

During my lagathon, I texted my friend: 'Why is my character moving like a snail on a treadmill?'

My lagathon was so bad I could hear my character’s death scream from the other room.

I spent 45 minutes just waiting for a single hit to land.

My friend said, 'You’re not playing a game, you’re doing a punishment.'

My lagathon made me miss my bus because I was too busy yelling at my phone.

I got so mad during my lagathon I threw my controller at the wall.

I tried to beat my high score but my lag was faster than my reaction time.

During my lagathon, I texted my friend: 'If this lag doesn’t die, I’m going to die too.'

My lagathon made me start a fight with my brother over who got the better connection.

I spent my lagathon crying into my soup because my game was being mean to me.

My lagathon was so bad I could’ve taken a nap during it.

I fought my lagathon like it was a rival in a game.

During my lagathon, I gave up and watched TV instead.

My lagathon made me want to quit life because my game was slower than my grandma’s walker.

I got so frustrated during my lagathon I threw my phone out the window.

I tried to finish my lagathon but my connection said, 'Nope, I’m not doing this.'