lagarunth

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A dog so big it looks like it was dropped from a truck. A dog that makes other dogs look like puppies.

My neighbor’s lagarunth ate my whole lawn and left a mess.

I tried to pet the lagarunth and got knocked over like a pinball machine.

That lagarunth walked into the bar and the bar fell down.

A dog so huge it could probably eat your homework and still have room for dessert.

The lagarunth sat on my couch and the couch cried.

I saw the lagarunth and my pants fell off.

My lagarunth friend doesn’t just walk, he stomps.

A dog that’s not just big, it’s a full-blown monster. Like a dog version of a brick wall.

I tried to take a picture of the lagarunth and my phone broke.

The lagarunth came to my house and my house ran away.

That lagarunth walks in and everyone gets quiet like they’re in church.