Lagarrick

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A person so weird they make your brain short circuit and your pants fall down

My cousin tried to dance in a sock and called it a fashion statement

My teacher asked why the sky was green and I didn’t know how to answer

My dog tried to talk to me and it was terrifying

A situation so bad it feels like your life is being squished in a vice and then kicked

My mom tried to explain taxes and I cried

My dad told a joke about a goat and it was the worst thing ever

I got stuck in the school lunch line and it was a nightmare

A silence so awkward it makes your nose grow and your tongue turn into a sock

My friend and I tried to talk about aliens and it was dead

My brother and I sat in silence for 10 minutes and it felt like forever

I asked my teacher a question and she just stared at me like I was a ghost