lagarmiga

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lagarmiga is a goddamn legend who will protect you from all evil and will laugh in the face of chaos. They’ll play games with you until you beg for mercy.
I’ve been stuck in this game for 10 hours and lagarmiga still hasn’t stopped laughing at me.
They showed up in my DMs and saved me from my ex’s Twitter rant.
Lagarmiga played 20 rounds of Among Us with me and still had energy to beat me up.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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lagarmiga is the kind of person who will take your pain and turn it into a joke. They're always there, even when they’re being annoying.
Lagarmiga turned my failed math test into a rap battle. I lost.
They showed up at my house at 2 a. m. to help me with homework. I cried.
I told them I was sad and they said, 'You’re not sad. You’re just mad at life.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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lagarmiga is a human who will never let you be alone. They're like a security blanket with a attitude and a punchline.
I was crying in my room and lagarmiga showed up with pizza and a megaphone.
They wouldn’t leave my house until I promised to beat them at chess.
Lagarmiga followed me to the store just to argue with the cashier.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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lagarmiga is the type of person who will take your problems and make them look silly. They're like your best friend, but with more swear words.
They turned my bad day into a TikTok dance challenge. I lost.
Lagarmiga showed up at my mom’s house and told her she was ‘literally the worst.’
They laughed so hard at my failed cooking that I had to throw the food at them.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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lagarmiga is the kind of person who will stick with you through anything. They don’t care if you’re a mess. They’ll just make it worse.
Lagarmiga showed up in my class and made the teacher cry. I joined in.
They stayed with me through my entire meltdown. I cried on their shoulder.
Lagarmiga turned my failed project into a stand-up comedy bit. I got a laugh out of it.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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