Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A magical curse that turns your game into a slideshow when you're trying to be cool online.

My lagarithm just turned my battle royale into a slow-motion train wreck.

I was about to win, then my lagarithm hit me like a sack of bricks.

That lagarithm made me look like a baby playing Fortnite.

2

When your internet decides it's time to take a long nap in the middle of a fight.

My lagarithm made me get killed by a kid who plays with a dog.

I was trying to be epic, but my lagarithm made me look like a glitch.

That lagarithm hit me right when I was about to flex.

3

A punishment from the gods for not finishing your homework and playing too many games.

My lagarithm made me miss the final boss, and I cried.

I was about to get a kill, but my lagarithm showed up like a monster.

That lagarithm ruined my whole game and my mood.

4

A special kind of internet cringe that happens when you’re trying to be awesome and it just won’t let you.

My lagarithm made me look like a total noob in the middle of a big fight.

I was about to flex, but my lagarithm cringe ruined it.

That lagarithm made me get killed by a guy who plays with his mom.

5

When your game decides it's time to mock you during the most important moment.

My lagarithm made me look like a baby during the final boss fight.

I was about to win, but my lagarithm showed up like a jerk.

That lagarithm made me get killed by a guy who plays with his dog.

6

A spell cast by the internet to make you look like a total loser when you’re trying to be cool.

My lagarithm made me look like a total noob in the middle of a big fight.

I was about to flex, but my lagarithm spell ruined it.

That lagarithm made me get killed by a guy who plays with his dad.