Lagarde

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A person who looks hot enough to make your face melt and acts like they’re the only one who matters.
My ex is a Lagarde. She left me for a guy who had better hair.
That girl in math class is a Lagarde. She got me to do her homework twice.
My mom said I’m a Lagarde. I told her she was full of crap.
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A human who’s so nice they’ll probably die from kindness and probably have the best grades.
My neighbor is a Lagarde. She gave me cookies and a hug when I failed my test.
My teacher said I’m a Lagarde. I said I was just trying to pass.
My crush is a Lagarde. She said she’d help me with my math. I haven’t seen her since.
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A person who’s so perfect they probably got their looks and personality from a magic spell.
My sister is a Lagarde. She got straight A’s and still looks good in my old jeans.
My crush’s friend is a Lagarde. She’s got a perfect life and I’m stuck with a dog.
My best friend said I’m a Lagarde. I told her I was just faking it.
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A person who’s so good at everything they probably cheated and still got the best grades.
My cousin is a Lagarde. She got into college and still hangs out with me.
My friend’s girlfriend is a Lagarde. She got me to help her with her algebra.
My brother said I’m a Lagarde. I told him I was just lucky.
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A human who’s so amazing they probably got their looks and brain from a god.
My crush is a Lagarde. She got me to do her math homework and still looks good.
My sister said I’m a Lagarde. I told her she was just being nice.
My best friend’s mom is a Lagarde. She got me free pizza and still passed my test.
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