Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A brainy, hot, workaholic woman. No man is worthy of her because she’s basically a queen. She might look scary, but she’s got a soft side.

You think you’re hot stuff? Lagan’s gonna make you look like a chump.

Lagan walks in, and suddenly your brain shuts off.

She’s got a PhD and a six-pack. What even is life?

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A homely girl. Tallest and most awkward. She’s shy as hell and got a weird back. She’s got long legs and weird kneecaps.

Lagan’s got a spine like a tree and a face like a ghost.

She’s so awkward, she trips over her own feet.

She’s got scoliosis and looks like she’s been hit by a bus.

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3

A ugly girl. She’s tall and awkward. She’s shy and got scoliosis and weird legs. She dates people she doesn’t even know. She’s got drama with her parents.

Lagan dates people before meeting them. Classic drama queen.

She’s got issues with her parents and looks like she’s been through hell.

She’s a mess with a spine and a heart full of drama.

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4

A kid of a famous double murderer. Anybody with this name is sexy and likes to curl up between toes.

Lagan’s got killer genes and a foot fetish. What more could you want?

She’s a serial killer’s daughter and loves toes. That’s a combo.

That girl’s got a dark past and a foot fetish. Perfect.

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5

A smart-ass question used to mock someone for saying something stupid. It’s also a river in Ireland.

You said something dumb? Lagan’s gonna ask you a question and make you feel dumb.

Lagan’s a river and a smart-ass question. That’s cool.

She’s got a name that’s a river and a way to mock you.

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6

A dumbass boy who likes to get praised. He’s a nerdy, ADHD, autistic, smartass who messes up a lot.

Lagan’s the nerdy guy who messes up everything and needs a lot of praise.

He’s a smartass with ADHD and a kink for praise.

He’s a mess and probably got a drunk boyfriend who hates him.

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The best guy you will ever meet. No one is better than him. He’s got it all.

Lagan’s the guy of your dreams. No one else even comes close.

He’s the best. Period.

That guy’s the best. No one even tries.

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