Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you have so little glass it looks like you got hit by a glass shortage

My lagaglass is so bad I can't even see my own face.

He tried to drink from a glass and it broke. Lagaglass, pure and simple.

She had lagaglass so bad she used a spoon to eat her cereal.

2

you're so glass-deprived it's like you live in a world without windows

I tried to make a sandwich and my glass was missing. Lagaglass, baby.

He had lagaglass so bad he drank from a bottle like it was a trend.

My lagaglass is so bad I’ve started using my phone screen as a mirror.

3

you're so glass-poor you probably borrowed your neighbor’s glass for breakfast

She had lagaglass so bad she used a mug and called it a day.

He had lagaglass and still managed to spill his coffee on his pants.

I had lagaglass so bad I used my brother’s glass and he got mad.

4

you're so glass-starved you probably thought a window was a glass

She had lagaglass so bad she used her window to drink from.

He had lagaglass and still managed to break his only glass.

My lagaglass is so bad I thought my friend was a glass.

5

you have so little glass it’s like you live in a glass-free zone

He had lagaglass so bad he started drinking from a plate.

She had lagaglass and still managed to break her only glass.

My lagaglass is so bad I’ve started using my friend’s glass for everything.