Lag Zombie

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A person who cackles like a madman but takes forever to catch up with the joke.

Bro laughed at my dad joke but took 10 minutes to get it.

My cousin snorted at my meme but didn't even know what it was about.

He barked at my pun but still didn't get it after I explained it 3 times.

When you punch someone and they’re too busy being confused to be mad.

I kicked him in the shin and he just stared at me like I was nuts.

She slapped me and still didn’t know why I was annoyed.

He headbutted me and asked if I was done yet.

A zombie that’s so dead it can’t even keep up with the internet.

That zombie still uses dial-up and is surprised when the internet works.

The lag zombie took 5 minutes to load a simple meme.

He’s been dead for 20 years and still can’t stream properly.