Lag Time

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The amount of time you think someone will take to show up, but they're probably still eating breakfast or crying in the bathroom.

Why are you still late? I've been waiting for 10 minutes!

You said you'd be here in 5 minutes. It's been 20.

I'm not even mad. I'm just tired of your lag time.

That person you want to talk to, but you have to fill out forms like they're your enemy and you're trying to get a free pizza.

I tried to message you, but I had to fill out 10 forms. What is this, a test?

You're like a robot. I just want to say hi.

I gave up. I'm texting my ex instead.

The awkward gap between when you dump your ex and when you find a new one. It's like you're waiting for the pizza to arrive, but it's not here yet.

I broke up with him yesterday. Why are you still single?

I'm not ready for a new relationship yet. I'm still sad.

I just need time. Give me a week.

When you fly across the world and your body is like, 'What? Why are you awake at 3 a. m.?' It's also why your team lost.

I'm tired because I flew across the world. I'm not even mad I lost the game.

Why are you still up? You're on the other side of the world!

I just flew 12 hours. I need sleep.