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When your console throws a tantrum because it can't handle all the chaos in the game. It freezes and leaves you looking like an idiot, especially when you're playing Goldeneye with four friends and the room looks like a war zone.
My console froze harder than my mom when I tried to beat the Facility level with my cousins.
The N64 screamed like a baby and quit on me during the final round.
I got so mad at my console I threw a snack at it.