lag swag

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When your console throws a tantrum because it can't handle all the chaos in the game. It freezes and leaves you looking like an idiot, especially when you're playing Goldeneye with four friends and the room looks like a war zone.
My console froze harder than my mom when I tried to beat the Facility level with my cousins.
The N64 screamed like a baby and quit on me during the final round.
I got so mad at my console I threw a snack at it.
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The people who are stuck in the past and still talking about old trends while everyone else is moving on. They're like the second wave of people who make everything boring and overplayed.
My cousin still thinks 2019 was the best year ever, even though it was a disaster.
She keeps bringing up that dumb meme from 2018 like it’s still relevant.
He still wears that same shirt from 2017 and acts like it’s still cool.
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When someone is still wearing last season’s swag but everyone else has moved on. It’s like they’re stuck in a time warp and no one wants to be seen with them.
My friend still wears that same hat from last year and no one wants to be seen with him.
She still wears that same shirt like it’s still in style, even though it’s not.
He still sports that same swag like it’s still relevant and no one else has moved on.
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