Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who always says their internet is to blame when they get wrecked in a game.

My Wi-Fi died, bro. I would’ve won if the internet didn’t hate me.

I got 12 kills and 1 death, but my lag was so bad I felt like I was playing on a boat in a hurricane.

I lost because my internet was lagging. Not because I’m a noob.

2

A guy who blames every loss on the internet, even when it's clearly his fault.

I got 3 kills and 20 deaths. Blame the lag, not my aim.

My internet was lagging so bad I thought my keyboard was on fire.

I lost because my internet was slow. Not because I’m a complete donkey.

3

A player who yells at their internet like it’s their ex when they lose a game.

I lost because my internet wouldn’t stop yelling at me.

If my internet wasn’t lagging, I would’ve won. No doubt about it.

My internet was lagging so bad I thought it was going to break.

4

A person who thinks their internet is the only thing that can beat them in a game.

My internet was faster than my brain. That’s why I lost.

If my internet didn’t lag, I would’ve won. Plain and simple.

My internet is like a boss. It beats me every time.

5

A player who screams at their router like it’s the enemy when they lose.

I lost because my router was the enemy.

My internet was so laggy, I thought my router was trying to kill me.

I screamed at my router so hard, it started lagging even more.

6

A person who says their internet is the only reason they lose, even when it's not true.

I lost because my internet was bad. Not because I’m a donkey.

I got 5 kills and 20 deaths, but I blame the lag.

My internet is like a monster that eats my wins.