Lag Kraken

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A smelly monster that lives in the worst parts of online games. It grabs you by the Wi-Fi and drags you back to the start like you’re a stupid kid who forgot to do homework.

I was so close to winning, then the Lag Kraken ate my connection and I was back at square one.

I had 10 kills, then the Lag Kraken showed up and I got teleported to the spawn.

I was about to finish the level, then the Lag Kraken hit me and I had to start over.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A big, stinky creature that lives in your router. It comes out whenever you play online and drags you back to the beginning like you're a loser who can't even win a game.

I was winning, then my router started screaming and I was back at the start.

I had the lead, then the Lag Kraken came out of my Wi-Fi and I got smashed.

I was about to finish the match, then my router cried and I had to start all over.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A grumpy creature that lives in your internet. It pops out during online games and yanks you back to the start like you're a clumsy kid who tripped over their own feet.

I had the best score, then the Lag Kraken came out and I was back at the beginning.

I was in the lead, then the Lag Kraken hit me and I got teleported to the spawn.

I was about to win, then the Lag Kraken showed up and I had to start again.

by Slangipedia 10d ago