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A lag head is a person who has a terrible internet connection and acts like it's the end of the world every time the game freezes up.
My lag head brother got a 5-star kill and then got disconnected. He screamed like he lost his firstborn.
I asked my lag head friend if he wanted to play, and he said, 'Only if the internet doesn't hate me today.'
My lag head cousin got a triple kill and then got lagged. He cried like he failed a math test.