Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To make everything take forever like you're dragging your butt through mud

Why are we still waiting for the game to load? You're lag balls!

I've been waiting for my pizza for 20 minutes. You're lag balls!

You're lag balls. I've been waiting for this meeting for an hour.

2

When you're so slow it feels like time is trying to quit on you

You're lag balls. I've been waiting for my turn for 10 minutes.

You're lag balls. The game is over and you're still loading.

You're lag balls. I'm not even mad anymore.

3

To be so slow it's like you're stuck in a traffic jam of your own making

You're lag balls. I've been waiting for my response for 3 hours.

You're lag balls. The video is 2 minutes long and it's still loading.

You're lag balls. I'm not even in the game anymore.

4

When you're so slow it's like you're trying to walk through syrup with socks on

You're lag balls. I've been waiting for this call for 15 minutes.

You're lag balls. The game started 10 minutes ago and you're still loading.

You're lag balls. I'm not even watching the game anymore.

5

To be so slow it's like you're trying to run a marathon while eating a donut

You're lag balls. I've been waiting for my turn for 20 minutes.

You're lag balls. The game is over and you're still loading.

You're lag balls. I'm not even in the game anymore.