lag bag

My cousin is a lag bag. He can't even walk without tripping.

That kid in class is a lag bag. He took ten minutes to answer a question.

My dog is a lag bag. He took forever to come back from the park.

My aunt is a lag bag. You can see her implants from ten feet away.

That lady at the gym is a lag bag. Her implants are louder than her voice.

My mom is a lag bag. Her implants are more popular than her kids.

My friend made up lag bag as a holiday. He took the day off to eat cake.

My teacher called lag bag a holiday. I got a pass to leave class.

My dad celebrated lag bag. He watched TV all day.

My brother's junk stuck to his leg. He looked like a confused octopus.

That guy at the bus stop had his junk stuck to his leg. It was like a weird science experiment.

My dad's junk stuck to his leg. He looked like he was trying to become a tree.