Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you text someone and they're so dull you'd rather eat a whole pizza by yourself than talk to them.

U: Hey, wanna hang out? Them: Yeah. U: Okay... Them: Yeah.

You sent a meme. They replied with 'Okay.'

You texted them 10 times. They replied once. It was 'Bye.'

2

When your computer is so slow it thinks it's in a coma, and your game looks like it was filmed on a broken phone.

My game looked like it was on a 1980s TV. I got killed by a noob.

My computer took 10 minutes to load a level. I gave up.

My graphics looked like a baby drew them.

3

What you call a prisoner who's so tired of jail they'd rather go back to prison than deal with the outside world.

'I’m not coming out of here again. I’m gonna stay in this cell forever.'

He said jail was better than working at McDonald’s.

He cried when they let him out.

4

The main reason why gamers start fighting like they’re in a street brawl in the middle of a game.

'Why’d you kill me? I had a 100% chance to win!'

He got angry because he was lagged and lost.

He screamed at his screen like it was his enemy.

5

What a noob says when they get beaten up by someone who’s better than them, and they blame it on a magical force.

'Lag killed me! I swear!'

He said he got pwned because of lag, not his bad aim.

He got killed and said, 'Lag! It’s all lag!'

6

When your character freezes and then shows up somewhere random, like a ghost in a haunted house.

He was in the middle of a battle and just vanished.

He was in a room and suddenly appeared in another.

He got killed and showed up in a different part of the map.

7

When your game is so slow it's like it's running on a turtle, and everyone's trying to kill you at the same time.

My game was so slow, I had to chase my enemy across the map.

I couldn’t move because the server was busy.

I had to wait 5 minutes just to attack.