Lafungus

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a human shaped pile of pork and dirt with a nose so big it could sniff out a pig’s lunch from a mile away

My cousin is a Lafungus. He eats breakfast like it’s a punishment.

That guy at the gym looks like a Lafungus. I think he just rolled out of a pigsty.

My neighbor’s dog barks at him like he’s a walking meatball.

a walking meat mountain with a nose so hairy it could grow its own beard

I saw a Lafungus at the park. He looked like a pig that got hit by a meat truck.

My uncle’s a Lafungus. He eats so much he could burp out a pig.

That guy on the bus smells like a Lafungus had a meltdown in his pants.

a human that looks like a pig got fat and then got stuck in a trash can

My teacher called me a Lafungus. I think he’s just jealous of my nose.

That man at the buffet is a Lafungus. He could eat the whole place.

My brother’s a Lafungus. He’s so big, his nose smells like a pig’s breakfast.