Lafternoon tea

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It's like Brunch but worse because it's after lunch and you're too full to care but still eat cookies like you're dying.
I had lunch at 12 and now I'm eating scones at 3 like I'm in a food coma.
Afternoon tea is just a fancy way of saying 'I'm too full to stop eating.'
I had a sandwich, a pie, and a cup of tea. My stomach is now my second home.
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It's when you're halfway through your lunch and you decide to eat more like you're trying to win a bet.
I was halfway done with my burger and suddenly I was at an afternoon tea table with a croissant.
Afternoon tea is just a lunch that didn't know it was lunch anymore.
I had a sandwich and now I have a scone. What even is life?
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It's like Brunch but for people who are too lazy to go to brunch and just want to eat at 3 like they're royalty.
I didn't want to go to brunch, so I just had tea and cake at 3 like I was queen of the snack world.
Afternoon tea is just Brunch's lazy cousin who doesn't want to wake up early.
I had a muffin at 3 and now I'm pretending I'm a nobleman.
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