lafterbirth

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#baby drama#financial disaster#post-romance chaos

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The gross, sticky mess after a couple has a good time and the girl gets knocked up. It includes screaming parents, a crying baby, and a guy who’s now paying for all of it.
My ex just had the baby. I got a text: 'You’re paying for this.'
My mom called me at work: 'Your sister’s having a baby. Again.'
He texted me: 'We’re gonna be rich. Or we’re gonna be broke.'
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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What happens when a couple laughs and cuddles too much. The girl ends up pregnant. Now there’s a baby, a screaming mom, and a guy who’s out of his mind.
My sister’s baby just cried for three hours. I got a text: 'Help me.'
My brother’s wife screamed at him: 'You didn’t even wear a condom!'
He DM’d me: 'I’m gonna kill the baby.'
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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When a couple has a good time and the girl gets knocked up. Then there’s a baby, a mad mom, and a guy who’s now broke.
My friend’s baby just cried for an hour. He texted me: 'I’m gonna leave her.'
My cousin got a call from her mom: 'Your baby’s screaming again!'
He sent me a message: 'I’m gonna go to jail.'
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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