Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person so dumb they think pizza is a vegetable

My cousin is a lafta. He tried to eat a whole pizza for breakfast.

That guy in class is a lafta. He thought the teacher was talking about aliens.

My dog is a lafta. He tried to bite my math homework.

2

a human who thinks they are a genius but is just bad at life

My boss is a lafta. He thinks he can fix the internet with a hammer.

My friend is a lafta. He tried to build a spaceship in his garage.

My uncle is a lafta. He tried to talk to a fish.

3

a person who is so clueless they think the moon is made of cheese

My neighbor is a lafta. She thinks the moon is made of cheese.

My teacher is a lafta. She tried to teach us about gravity with a balloon.

My brother is a lafta. He tried to fight a cloud.

4

a person who doesn’t know the difference between a friend and a f***ing enemy

My friend is a lafta. He turned my best friend into his enemy.

My mom is a lafta. She thinks my dad is a f***ing enemy.

My dog is a lafta. He tried to bite my best friend.

5

a person who is so slow they think the sun takes an hour to rise

My dad is a lafta. He takes an hour to brush his teeth.

My sister is a lafta. She thinks the sun takes an hour to rise.

My cat is a lafta. It takes an hour to wake up.

6

a person so brain-dead they can’t tell the difference between a phone and a f***ing banana

My brother is a lafta. He tried to eat his phone for breakfast.

My neighbor is a lafta. She tried to call a banana.

My dog is a lafta. He tried to chew my phone.