LaForte

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cool as hell. short and wild. they’ll rip your face off if you mess with them. they’re the kind of people who show up to a fight with a pizza box and a death wish.
I saw LaForte at the mall. He threw a kid through a glass door. No regrets.
LaForte came to my birthday party with a chainsaw. I loved it.
He texted me: 'You owe me a pizza. I’m coming for you.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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they’re tiny but they hit like a freight train. if you dare them, they’ll take you down like it’s a Tuesday. they don’t even care if you’re the cool kid.
LaForte showed up at my school and gave the principal a wedgie. Everyone laughed.
He texted me: 'You said you’d be here. I’m not leaving until you fight me.'
He turned my dog into a meatball. No remorse.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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they’re short, loud, and ready to go. they don’t think before they punch. they’re the best friend you’ll ever have… if you survive.
LaForte came to my house. He broke my mom’s favorite lamp. She said thank you.
He texted me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks.'
He challenged my brother to a duel. It ended with my brother crying and LaForte eating a taco.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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