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A fag who wears pink jackets like it's a fashion statement and thinks strummin' a guitar will get him laid. It just gets him guys who think he's cool and also fags.
'I play guitar, I'm not gay, I just like girls.', said no one ever.
He tried to flirt with a girl at the mall. She laughed and said, 'You're not even good at this.'
He tried to impress his crush by playing a song. The crush just said, 'That was okay, but you're still a fag.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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French for 'scurryin' and shakin' like a little baby when you get caught doin' somethin' stupid.'
'I ran outta the room like a coward.', said no one ever in French.
He got caught eatin' a whole pizza in one bite and ran away like a little kid.
She tried to hide from her mom after messin' up her room. She looked like she was runnin' and hidin' in a French class.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A stupid girl who thinks she's super cool because she's got men wrapped around her finger. She thinks she's quirky because she likes Nirvana and hates communism. She thinks she's different. She's not. She's just a dumbass.
She tried to impress her crush by sayin', 'I don't like communism.' He said, 'So what? You're still a dumbass.'
She tried to be cool by sayin', 'I like Nirvana.' Her crush said, 'So do I, but I'm not a dumbass.'
She tried to act like she was different. Everyone just said, 'You're still a dumbass.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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