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A person who’s fun to be around but is also a total couch potato. They laugh at your jokes but fall asleep during your stories. Everyone loves them, but they’re basically a human napkin.
"You’re the best friend ever, but I’m gonna need a wake-up call when you’re done snoring."
"I’ve seen you eat three pizzas and still fall asleep at my birthday party."
"You’re like a walking laugh track, but you’re also a human blanket."