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a guy who shits in the river and calls it farming
I tried to fish there. Now my hook is stuck in a pile of poop.
He said the fish love the fertilizer. I said the fish are dead.
His farm is a toilet. I’m not sure which one’s worse.
lafnitzegger
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a man who uses the river like a toilet and still acts like he’s got class
He threw his breakfast into the river. I didn’t ask what he had for breakfast.
He called it a natural habitat. I called it a mess.
He took a bath in the river. I took a shower in my house.
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a person who treats the river like it’s a sewer and still expects a paycheck
He got fired for drowning a fish. The fish didn’t drown. He did.
He tried to grow corn in the river. It turned into algae.
He says the river’s his boss. I say the river’s his ex.