laflexico

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A word prison kids use for guys who lick kids’ privates. Mostly in Mexico, but some stupid ones use it in America too.
"You’re a laflexico," my cellmate said after I caught him eating my snack."
"That guy’s a laflexico. I saw him eating a kid’s lunch."
"Don’t be a laflexico. I’ll kick your ass."
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A real low-life guy who eats kids’ junk. They say it in Mexico, but now it’s everywhere like a bad virus.
"You’re a laflexico!" he yelled, then he ate my sandwich."
"That guy’s a laflexico. He even ate my friend’s lunch."
"I’m not a laflexico. I’m a lunch-eater."
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A guy who eats kids’ stuff. They use it in Mexico, but now it’s everywhere like a bad smell.
"I’m not a laflexico. I just like snacks."
"He’s a laflexico. I saw him eating my friend’s chips."
"You’re a laflexico! I’ll beat you up!"
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A guy who licks kids’ privates. They say it in Mexico, but now it’s all over the place like a bad habit.
"You’re a laflexico!" he said, then he licked my face."
"That guy’s a laflexico. I saw him licking my friend’s face."
"I’m not a laflexico. I just like licking."
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A guy who eats kids’ stuff. They use it in Mexico, but now it’s everywhere like a bad dream.
"You’re a laflexico," he said, then he ate my chips."
"That guy’s a laflexico. I saw him eating my lunch."
"I’m not a laflexico. I just like snacks."
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