Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you brag to your friends that you got a girl and you had wild sex with her every day, but she only said hi once and was grossed out

Hey guys, I’m telling you, I had sex with her like 10 times a day

She said hi once and I blew it

Now she thinks I’m a total loser

2

you lie to your crew about having a hot girlfriend, but she barely talked to you and you scared her

I told my squad she was my main squeeze

She just said hi once and I kept bugging her

Now she thinks I’m a creepy weirdo

3

you tell your homies you're dating a girl and you're having wild sex, but she barely talked to you and was totally grossed out

I said I was dating her and we were having non-stop sex

She only said hi once and I wouldn’t leave her alone

Now she’s scared of me

4

you brag to your friends that you're dating someone hot and you're having wild sex, but she only said hi once and she was creeped out

I told them I had wild sex with her every day

She only said hi once and ran away

Now she thinks I’m a total loser

5

you lie to your friends that you're dating a hot girl and you're having wild sex, but she barely talked to you and she was grossed out

I said I had wild sex with her every day

She only said hi once and ran from me

Now she’s scared of my face

6

you tell your squad that you're dating a hot girl and you're having wild sex, but she barely talked to you and she was totally creeped out

I said I had wild sex with her non-stop

She just said hi once and I wouldn’t stop bugging her

Now she thinks I’m a psycho