Laflammed

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When you get totally ripped off for selling something for dirt cheap.
I sold my bike for five bucks and now I have to walk everywhere.
My cousin sold his Xbox for a dollar and now he's stuck playing on a broken phone.
I sold my mom's old car for ten bucks and now I have to take the bus to work.
2
When Travis Scott throws a party so wild it feels like the end of the world.
The party was so lit, I think I saw the sky explode.
Travis Scott came to my house and the whole block went insane.
I got so high at the party, I thought I was flying.
3
When you eat something so spicy it burns your butt and you can't sit down.
I ate a ghost pepper and my butt felt like it was on fire.
The chili was so hot, I had to run to the bathroom screaming.
I had a taco so spicy, my backside was screaming at me.
4
When an old person gets fired because they are too old to do their job.
My grandma got fired because she was too old to use a computer.
That old guy got canned because he couldn't keep up with the new tech.
The boss said, 'You're too old, so you're out.'
5
When you get completely destroyed by Laflammese soldiers and your whole life goes to hell.
My house got destroyed, my wife got shot, and I got sent to a labor camp.
I got captured, forced into the army, and now I'm based.
I got Laflammed and now I'm stuck working in the army for the rest of my life.
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When you are super cool and make everything look good.
He made the whole party look cool and everyone was impressed.
She turned her messy room into a palace.
He made his old car look brand new.
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